Merry New Year Assholes!

As I am bored and drinking, I sometimes find a little GEM of insanity. This from someone who despise Christmas almost as much as I do. But for different reasons! If only I could have as much fun as they claim that “Christians” have on the birthdate of the Baby Jesus….

A thousand years ago, my forefathers, the bloodthirsty Vikings celebrated Wintersolistide. Coincidently the same date as the claimed birthdate of the Christians Prophet-in-Chief. A thousand years ago, the same would rape and pillage any Church, monestary, or Mosque for fun! I’ll suffice with some blasphemous rants instead. After all! I live in Ireland these days, where blasphemy as I understand is still a crime…

http://www.xmasisevil.com/index2.php

I’m copying everything they had on this. No copyright infringement intended.

This is their message of “joy!”

Every year at this time we see the same ritual, the decorations are dragged out and draped over anything that stands still, Christmas trees are chopped down then erected in millions of front rooms, father Christmas, Christmas dinner, sleeping through the Queens speech, where’s the evil in that you might say?

It’s all about Father Christmas or it’s a celebration of the birth of Jesus many say, the reality is that Christmas is more about office parties, house parties, raves night clubs, alcohol, drugs and all the things that these lead to, like illicit sex, violence, rape, domestic violence, crime, vandalism and so on. The fact is that Christmas is the time when men and women become the most base, immoral creatures who don’t care for anything or anyone, their sole purpose becomes enjoyment in whatever depraved form that might take.

Is this what life is about, to be undignified, base, depraved, without any guiding morality. If Jesus were alive today would he join you. Of course you know very well he would not, he is someone who called for goodness and condemned evil. In this life it seems that there is no good and bad, that it is just someone’s opinion. In fact there is good and bad and these are defined by God and it was up to prophets like Jesus and many others to inform mankind of this. Don’t believe that man decides what is moral and what is immoral, when it is left to man the bar is slowly lifted, what is deemed to be acceptable is stretched further and further away from what is good. So in the past marriage was the only way for men and women to have relationship with one another, now anything goes (anyone, anyhow and with anything).

From the time of Adam (as) until the time of the prophet Muhammad (saw) prophets have received instructions from God for mankind, they received a complete and comprehensive manual on how to live your life. Governments particularly are not warm towards revelation and throughout time up until today have attacked those who carry the truth, so the prophets sacrificed their lives in order to pass this message, they struggled and strived in order to guide us to the truth. Don’t be the one that throws that back in their faces, or the arrogant that thinks he knows what is good and bad.

Don’t be the fool that thinks what harm can alcohol, drugs or a parties cause. Look around you, what causes the teenage pregnancies, or the abortions, homelessness, broken families, debt, domestic violence, poverty, violence etc. etc. these are all the side effects of evils in society. In Islam these problems are eradicated. There are growing numbers who used to celebrate Christmas and indeed every other festival, but at some point in their lives discovered something that completely changed their lives, they became worshippers instead of partiers, they became caring instead of ‘couldn’t care less’, loyal rather than ‘sleep around’, they became Muslims, submitters to God rather than submitters to their own desires.

Every year at this time we see the same ritual, the decorations are dragged out and draped over anything that stands still, Christmas trees are chopped down then erected in millions of front rooms, father Christmas, Christmas dinner, sleeping through the Queens speech, where’s the evil in that you might say?

It’s all about Father Christmas or it’s a celebration of the birth of Jesus many say, the reality is that Christmas is more about office parties, house parties, raves night clubs, alcohol, drugs and all the things that these lead to, like illicit sex, violence, rape, domestic violence, crime, vandalism and so on. The fact is that Christmas is the time when men and women become the most base, immoral creatures who don’t care for anything or anyone, their sole purpose becomes enjoyment in whatever depraved form that might take.

Is this what life is about, to be undignified, base, depraved, without any guiding morality. If Jesus were alive today would he join you. Of course you know very well he would not, he is someone who called for goodness and condemned evil. In this life it seems that there is no good and bad, that it is just someone’s opinion. In fact there is good and bad and these are defined by God and it was up to prophets like Jesus and many others to inform mankind of this. Don’t believe that man decides what is moral and what is immoral, when it is left to man the bar is slowly lifted, what is deemed to be acceptable is stretched further and further away from what is good. So in the past marriage was the only way for men and women to have relationship with one another, now anything goes (anyone, anyhow and with anything).

From the time of Adam (as) until the time of the prophet Muhammad (saw) prophets have received instructions from God for mankind, they received a complete and comprehensive manual on how to live your life. Governments particularly are not warm towards revelation and throughout time up until today have attacked those who carry the truth, so the prophets sacrificed their lives in order to pass this message, they struggled and strived in order to guide us to the truth. Don’t be the one that throws that back in their faces, or the arrogant that thinks he knows what is good and bad.

Don’t be the fool that thinks what harm can alcohol, drugs or a parties cause. Look around you, what causes the teenage pregnancies, or the abortions, homelessness, broken families, debt, domestic violence, poverty, violence etc. etc. these are all the side effects of evils in society. In Islam these problems are eradicated. There are growing numbers who used to celebrate Christmas and indeed every other festival, but at some point in their lives discovered something that completely changed their lives, they became worshippers instead of partiers, they became caring instead of ‘couldn’t care less’, loyal rather than ‘sleep around’, they became Muslims, submitters to God rather than submitters to their own desires.”

What the hell do they think is happening on Christmas Eve in those “ebil” Christian  homes?

Do I detect a little bit of jealousy here?

Can I make some suggestions? Please let me do! Let us see some scenarios here!

“the reality is that Christmas is more about office parties, house parties, raves night clubs, alcohol, drugs and all the things that these lead to, like illicit sex, violence, rape, domestic violence, crime, vandalism and so on”

Parents: Hey kids! What did Santa bring you?

Billy: I got a box of condoms and heroine!

Jenny: I got a bottle of whiskey and a 30 odd 6.

Parents: That’s great! Now get dressed or we’ll be late for the night club.

Off course my family would smash some windows and put fire to some Chruches and Mosques on our way home from the stip joint we sold our kids for lap dances to.

“Hey son! Shut the fuck up! Roll me a joint! get upstairs, and put the sound of the Satan music UP!”

These sky pilots really appeal to my sexually perverted creativity. It’s like they’re begging for AIDS infested butplugs with ants to them.

I sent a little message to them just to see their reaction. Why? Cause I do not fear these scumsuckers! And because it seems that they are gagging for it. Anyobody got a problem with that?

Sue me or suck on a bone!

Here’s my little rant back. I surelly hope to get som “fan mail” back for this….

When are you going to stop your lying and your incietement of hatred towards anything you don’t like?
This is not Saudi Arabia where women are being stoned for being raped by your insane Islamofascist! If you don’t like Christmas, then get the HELL out! Maybe I should start an action against your Ramadan! Islam: The religion of fake , an insane moon god, and the religion of rape and disrespect of women!  Your ilk have threatend artists for making caricatures! Your ilk have threatened my old editor for being a free woman with her own opinions! You can threaten me for spitting on your religion! And YES! Chrsitmas IS a Pagan celebration that Christians, your brethren in faith highjacked. You and the Christian Fundies have something in common! You’re driven by hatred for anything and anyone having fun, not submitting to your suppressive dogmas, and psychotic claims. Don’t like it? then go back to Saudi Arabia and get anally raped by your imams in chief! And whine about how you are being “suppressed!”
Call this a hate mail? Fine! Go ahead! I am not afraid of you! You don’t like my blasphemy? GOOD! I have freedom of speech! Also to mock your prophet in cheif, and anyone dumb enough to enslave themselves into your “ideology”.
Your faith is NOT sacred! And if you cannot respect the traditions of other people, and only spread lies about these, don’t excpect any respect back! And oh, yes! I will put your website on my weblog, WITH my reply!
Whatever you do: Don’t piss off a Writer! My ink alone is more worth than a 1000 of your “martyrs”! The only good thing that your desert prophet ever said…

Happy Godless New Year…

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Merry Fucking Christmas

There! I said it!

From hence forth, I dub this day for the “Drink your own urine day!”

4 years ago I was happy! With someone I loved!

3 years ago I was melting in my own misery, and looked forward to my own death!

2 years ago I smoked a bong and ate a lamb that woke me up!

1 year ago, I came back from another adventure!

This year, I drink to my own Drink my own urine day!

No friends! No family! No girlfriend! No wife that should have been! No house mates! No things to do at my job! No fucking Hope!

What’s it all for anyway? Shop to you drop, and have nothing left, and the merchants watch their profit skyrocket in glee? Oh! that’s right! We’re ini a recession these days!

Just another Curse on my lips as I know that some women up north are FUCKING someone, and its not me!

I call it a night of no hope!

And if Santa, or some jackal asshole of an Angle would show up to me tonight, I would treat that alien being like a fucking Gomorra horny bastard would treat them!

I have killed your Santa! And I killed your skyspook! They showed up on my door while I was emptying my bottle of booze. they moralized to me about being “nice” to people. Nice to whom? Gullible idiots who refuse to listen?

I punched in the nose! Dragged the bastards to my dungeon! Racket them up! Cut their legs off with a hedgetrimmer! Raped them with a corncob! Cut off their heads and sent these to the Mafiosos whom owns the trademarks to them! Jahves head I sent to Rome! Santas head I sent to put up on a stake in the town square! Their rotting corpses are now being used as jizz catchers by a flock og baboons in heat!

I know that my brothers back in Viking Land miss me!

But they know I do my own fucking thing. And they know that I got a world to conquer. I lost in Belfast! But by my own curse, I WILL curse the rest of the world!

I hope you bloody kids born of the postman will see snowmen fucking each other, or hanged! If you see this: You will KNOW that I am in the neighburhood!

And Scrooge can go lie in his own shame for his amateur “Ghost of the Xtmas Past” delirium!

I’ll see you on the other side asshole! Yes! I’m talking to you Dickens! Got another cute story from the bar in Heaven you’re getting drunk in?

Wanna meet me tonight?  Or do you wanna postpone this meeting a few years?

FINE! I won’t show up in your bar in heaven until I have spread my shit a few more years! Just ask your skyspook to supply me with enough booze, drugs, and women to even consider the option!

So, what’s up next you fucking skyspook?

Ireland – A greeting from Salmon Leap

England was too boring for me. Dorset is like Hobitton.

I told my previous employer that I’d give them 1 year of my life. But held it clear that if something turned up during that ear, I’d be gone. The bastards are missing my ass now.  And guess what? I miss them too! Well, I miss the weather.

I went from green fields and trees to the green island all covered in white!

And my destinatioin: A place where my ancesotrs once were kings and named the place: Leixlip!

A small village outside of Dublin. A place of memories and history.

Battles have been fought here.  The first Guinness was brewed here!



And take a stroll into the Court Yard Hotel in the middle of the main street Leixlip, and you’ll have a draft brewed the same place as the first draft was brewed.¨

Nower days the village is being dominated by two major comapanies. Hewlett Packard and Intel. 3500 people work in HP alone. And they come from all over the world.

I work for one of them.  And due to circumstances, they must assist any mercinary like me with any request I might have. That’s how they by my loyalty off… For at least a while. 

One chapter of another journey is over. Now, I spend my weekend at a lovely wee place a few miles outside of the village at Luca, dreaming of showing this to an even lovelier woman, to start a new chapter in this life long journey of a journeyman…

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